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December 30, 2009
After some intense interviewing of hidden sources in the elf community the truth is starting to come out on why Santa secretly left the Christmas compound at 2:00 in the morning of December 12th. With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa. Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.
This Christmas disaster started earlier in the week after Santa Claus went out of the North Pole in the dead of night. This was done in a bid to save himself from US forces that were amassing along the boarder of the pole. They were getting ready to storm the North Pole and take over operations. It seems Santa had a cookie problem that not only caused him health problems, but put the First Bank of the North Pole into insolvency. Money was taken from a bail out package the Obama administration had loaned Santa. This was not a large sum, $3,782.13, but Santa just couldn’t come up with the cash. When Santa realized he would not be able to pay back the money in full and on time, the stress was too much and he skipped town.
Though there are critics of Freud’s ideas on humor, I personally think he was onto something. Basically, in his mind, society represses ideas and we tuck them away in our subconscious. Then, jokes allow all that gooey, forbidden goodness into our conscious minds and tickles our noodles. We laugh and feel happy because we really pulled one over on society.
While that theory may explain why racist jokes, perverted jokes, dead baby jokes, etc. are funny, it isn’t a perfect theory. It doesn’t really explain how in the world “Why did the chicken cross the road?” became so famous. Perhaps crossing roads for the sake of getting to the other side was taboo at some point.
Another thing about jokes that may explain their hilarity is that they send us into rabid hallucinations. Then, when the punchline is delivered our minds get shocked with something unexpected. People love it when their imaginations create silly images followed by a kick in the groin. The hallucinations aren’t real so people feel safer about the joke, no matter how violent and awful the contents of it may be. Jokes give us a chance to take the most awful and terrible things in life and turn them into absurdities. When someone tells a racist joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are a racist. When someone tells a perverted joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they subjugate women or are incapable of love. And when someone tells a dead baby joke, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they hate babies, dead or alive. (After all, they’re so delicious!) After all, asking why a chicken crossed a road doesn’t mean that that person loves or hates chickens or roads. Nor does telling a knock-knock joke mean that the person loves or hates doors, knocking, or idiots.
It is now known that Santa is getting help for his “cookie Problem” and his health is improving. What is not known is if Santa can come up with the funds to pay back his bailout package or if President Obama will forgive his debt. Something must happen quick in order for Santa to deliver the presents on time.
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